The Smoke Can
You’ve probably heard me talk about Smokey Dan before. And just incase you needed justification to that claim, here’s the smoke can. Now I can’t say ALL these are Dan’s. There are a couple other smokers in the building. But I will confidently say that this is 95% Dan’s work.
Legend has it the can has never been emptied. They say through a delicate balance of rainwater and air conditioning condensation, combined with the rusted out bottom, and the random butt that ignites the can in to a smoldering nauseating fountian of filth…that it perpetually remains 3/4 full. It’s one of natures true wonders.